sábado, 24 de maio de 2008
Nem só de pão vive o homem...
Porque ó Bebeto. Porque somos nós. Porque a gente tava afim. Porque ela vai derrubar o copo d'água. Porque o Bebeto se amarrou. Porque achamos que seria nada original. Porque é o youtube. Porque quem não chora não mama. Porque sim!
quinta-feira, 22 de maio de 2008
As Aventuras de Nanico - Episódio 6: Na Mundição
Tudo indica que Nanico já tenha nascido errado. Alguns dizem que não, que ele foi ficando errado com o tempo, outros afirmam com toda certeza que errado mesmo ele não é. E ainda há os que dizem, que na verdade, Nanico é certo demais e os errados são os outros. Bom, certos ou errados, a verdade é que os outros são os outros e que esse mundo não foi feito pra Nanico. Nanico veio assim... surgiu do nada e quando viu (e quando viram) já tava aí. Nanico veio assim e segue assim. Nanico não gosta muito de fugir das coisas. Se botaram ele nesse mundo, o que ele poderia fazer? Por diversas vezes, ele pensou (e muitos dizem que ele ainda pensa) em mudar este tão seu errado mundo. Alguns até afirmam que algumas vezes ele parou de pensar e agiu efetivamente na tentativa de mudança, mas todos sabem que todas suas tentativas (de pensamentos e ações) foram frustradas... Assim que percebera que não poderia mudar o mundo em que vivia, nosso pequeno herói resolveu ser radical e decidiu. Criaria seu próprio mundo! E assim o fez. Um mundo paralelo... não uma substituição desse mundo no qual o puseram, mas um mundo reserva, tipo líbero de voleibol, que pudesse entrar e sair sempre que necessário (ou no qual pudesse entrar e sair sempre que necessário). Há quem diga que foi a melhor das decisões já tomadas por Nanico em todos os tempos de sua existência, há quem diga que nosso pequeno herói não entende nada das coisas do mundo, há os que afirmam que Nanico já se mudou pro mundo reserva e não volta mais, há os que se perguntam do porquê dessa mundição toda, e há os que respondem. Há ainda os que tão cagando pra Nanico... (inclusive, alguns afirmam que Nanico é um desses!). A verdade é que Nanico sabe bem o que faz, e sabe os mundos que faz... E muita gente sabe disso. O que pouca gente sabe, é que Nanico, ainda que tenha sido jogado nesse mundo que não fora feito pra ele, ainda não desistiu de mudá-lo e cada que vez que ele se muda pro seu mundinho reserva , volta com novos planos de fazê-lo.
sexta-feira, 9 de maio de 2008
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[in the house on the beach]
Joel: I really should go! I've gotta catch my ride. Clementine: So go. Joel: I did. I thought maybe you were a nut... but you were exciting. Clementine: I wish you had stayed. Joel: I wish I had stayed to. NOW I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish I had... I wish I had stayed. I do. Clementine: Well I came back downstairs and you were gone! Joel: I walked out, I walked out the door! Clementine: Why? Joel: I don't know. I felt like I was a scared little kid, I was like... it was above my head, I don't know. Clementine: You were scared? Joel: Yeah. I thought you knew that about me. I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation. Clementine: Was it something I said? Joel: Yeah, you said "so go." With such disdain, you know? Clementine: Oh, I'm sorry. Joel: It's okay. [Walking Out] Clementine: Joely? What if you stayed this time? Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left. Clementine: Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one. [Joel comes back] Clementine: Bye Joel. Joel: I love you... Clementine: Meet me in Montauk...
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Joel: I really should go! I've gotta catch my ride. Clementine: So go. Joel: I did. I thought maybe you were a nut... but you were exciting. Clementine: I wish you had stayed. Joel: I wish I had stayed to. NOW I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish I had... I wish I had stayed. I do. Clementine: Well I came back downstairs and you were gone! Joel: I walked out, I walked out the door! Clementine: Why? Joel: I don't know. I felt like I was a scared little kid, I was like... it was above my head, I don't know. Clementine: You were scared? Joel: Yeah. I thought you knew that about me. I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation. Clementine: Was it something I said? Joel: Yeah, you said "so go." With such disdain, you know? Clementine: Oh, I'm sorry. Joel: It's okay. [Walking Out] Clementine: Joely? What if you stayed this time? Joel: I walked out the door. There's no memory left. Clementine: Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one. [Joel comes back] Clementine: Bye Joel. Joel: I love you... Clementine: Meet me in Montauk...
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